Slow walkers. You know the type. They’re just meandering. Like they’re on a nature hike through downtown...
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You ever notice restaurant menus? They’re always so… optimistic. ‘Crisp garden greens!’ Are they? Because the last...
Leaving a voicemail. It’s an ordeal! First, you get the beep. The ominous beep. It’s like a...
Online reviews. What’s with the specificity? ‘This toaster changed my life!’ Really? A toaster? What was your...
What *is* small talk, anyway? It’s not talk. It’s… a verbal placeholder. It’s like a linguistic speed...
What is the deal with package delivery? You’re home, you’re *right there*, you hear the truck, you...
Online reviews, huh? You ever notice it’s always one star or five stars? There’s no middle ground...
The gym, right? It’s a temple. A temple of physical exertion. And yet, some people treat it...
You know what’s always reliable? The weather. It’s the ultimate small talk. ‘Nice weather we’re having.’ Or,...
Alright, ‘fifteen minutes.’ That’s what they tell you. ‘Fifteen minutes for a table.’ But what does that...