The gym, right? It’s a temple. A temple of physical exertion. And yet, some people treat it like their own personal sweat lodge. The wiping down of machines! It’s not a suggestion, people, it’s a *civic duty*! You’ve just performed an impressive feat of strength, or at least tried to. Now, with that same energy, grab a towel and wipe your essence off the vinyl. Is that so hard? And the grunters! I mean, I get it, you’re working hard. But do we need the primal scream every rep? It’s not a theatrical performance! It’s a public space! And don’t even get me started on the guy who just sits on the bench, scrolling through his phone, completely oblivious to the line of people waiting. It’s a gym, not a waiting room for existential dread!
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