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So you’re walking down the street, and you see someone you know. From a distance. And you’ve...
You go to a coffee shop, right? And they’ve got these giant muffins. But they’re not just...
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Online reviews. What’s with the specificity? ‘This toaster changed my life!’ Really? A toaster? What was your...
Slow walkers. You know the type. They’re just meandering. Like they’re on a nature hike through downtown...
Leaving a voicemail. It’s an ordeal! First, you get the beep. The ominous beep. It’s like a...
You ever notice restaurant menus? They’re always so… optimistic. ‘Crisp garden greens!’ Are they? Because the last...
What *is* small talk, anyway? It’s not talk. It’s… a verbal placeholder. It’s like a linguistic speed...
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