You go to a coffee shop, you want coffee. Simple, right? Not anymore. Now it’s a linguistic labyrinth. ‘Can I get a venti, half-caf, non-fat, extra-foam, sugar-free vanilla latte?’ What happened to ‘coffee’? And what’s with the sizes? ‘Tall’ is small, ‘grande’ is medium, and ‘venti’ is large. Who came up with this? It’s like they’re trying to confuse you into ordering something you don’t even want. You’re just trying to get some caffeine, not decipher ancient runes.
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