Self-checkout. What is this, some kind of new job I’ve taken on? I’m already buying the groceries,...
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You go to the grocery store, right? To buy groceries. Not to work there! But suddenly, I’m...
You get in an elevator, what’s the first thing that happens? You make eye contact, then immediately...
So you want to watch something, right? You open up the streaming service. Ten years ago, you...
I’m in a restaurant, I open the menu. And it’s not just ‘chicken.’ Oh no. It’s ‘Pan-seared,...
Remember when you had pockets full of change? Quarters, dimes, nickels… for the parking meter, the newspaper...
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What is *with* the hotel mini-bar? I mean, who designed this system? You open it, you breathe...
So, greeting cards. What’s the deal with greeting cards? You spend five minutes in the aisle, agonizing...