What is the deal with these self-checkout machines? I mean, come on! They’ve got us doing their...
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Small talk. You know, ‘How’s the weather?’ ‘Oh, it’s… weather.’ What are we hoping to achieve here?...
Online reviews. The whole thing. Someone buys a toaster, and they write a novel about it. ‘This...
Greeting cards. What are we doing here? You walk into the store, there’s an entire aisle for...
Airline snacks. Have you ever noticed? They always offer you peanuts or pretzels. Peanuts or pretzels! What...
What is the deal with those motion-sensor hand dryers in public restrooms? You wave your hands under...
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Small talk. Why do we do this to ourselves? ‘How was your weekend?’ What do they *really*...
Self-checkout. What a concept! The store is so busy, they need *me* to do *their* job. And...