Self-checkout. What a concept! The store is so busy, they need *me* to do *their* job. And...
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Small talk. Why do we do this to ourselves? ‘How was your weekend?’ What do they *really*...
So, you buy a toaster online, right? And suddenly, everyone’s a culinary appliance expert! ‘This toaster changed...
You go into a coffee shop these days, it’s like a silent library! Everyone’s got their laptop...
The gym. It’s a fascinating place. Everyone’s in there, pushing, pulling, lifting, staring intently at their reflection....
Gift cards. What a concept. It’s not really a gift, is it? It’s just… pre-approved spending. ‘Here,...
You ever notice the social contract in an elevator? It’s like we all collectively agree to engage...
And the gym. What an ecosystem. The grunting! What is that? Are you lifting a car, or...
And what’s with these self-checkout machines? They’re always so… accusatory. ‘Unexpected item in the bagging area!’ No,...
You ever notice how everyone’s a critic these days? I mean, everything has a review section. ‘This...