You ever notice the self-checkout line? It’s like, I’m doing *their* job. They’re paying *me* to work...
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Voicemails. Who leaves them anymore? Who *listens* to them anymore? You get a call, you miss it....
So, you go to a restaurant, right? And the portion is… gargantuan. Enough for a family of...
Online reviews. It’s a wild west out there, isn’t it? Everything is either ‘life-changing’ or ‘the worst...
You ever find yourself in an elevator? Or the gym changing room? And there’s that moment. That...
Coffee shops. What’s with all these names? ‘The Roasting Bean Blossom.’ ‘The Whispering Mug.’ ‘Grind & Groove.’...
Voicemails. Who leaves them anymore? Seriously! You call someone, they don’t answer, so you leave a message....
Elevators. What’s the deal with the awkward silence? You step in, someone’s already there. Do you nod?...
Self-checkout. What is this, some kind of new job I’ve taken on? I’m already buying the groceries,...
So, online reviews, huh? What’s the deal with those? Everyone’s a food critic now! Five stars for...