So, you go to a restaurant, right? And the portion is… gargantuan. Enough for a family of four. You eat half, you’re stuffed, you take the rest home. Then, you order a side salad, and it’s like, three leaves of lettuce and a single cherry tomato. Where’s the consistency? Are they trying to trick us into thinking we’re getting value, or subtly encourage sharing… which, let’s be honest, who really wants to share their last French fry? It’s a psychological warfare on our appetites!