You ever notice the self-checkout line? It’s like, I’m doing *their* job. They’re paying *me* to work for them, but they’re not paying me! I’m scanning, I’m bagging, I’m troubleshooting… ‘Unexpected item in the bagging area!’ Oh, *really*? I put my wallet down, that’s unexpected? Are we trying to build a robot army, one disgruntled shopper at a time? It’s an unpaid internship, I tell ya!