You go into a coffee shop these days, it’s like a silent library! Everyone’s got their laptop open. Typing, typing, typing. But what are they doing? Are they really working? Or are they just pretending to be busy? You see someone staring intently at a spreadsheet, then five minutes later, they’re scrolling through cat videos. And the way they guard their power outlet, like it’s a gold mine! ‘Excuse me, is this outlet taken?’ No, it’s not taken, it’s just… I’m charging my entire life’s ambition through this tiny little hole in the wall. You wanna plug in? Get your own coffee shop!