You ever notice how everyone’s a critic these days? I mean, everything has a review section. ‘This toilet paper? Three stars. A bit too scratchy for my delicate sensibilities.’ What are we even reviewing anymore? It’s a lightbulb! It either lights up or it doesn’t. What’s there to say? ‘Brightness: Adequate. Longevity: Still going after three weeks, so far so good.’ Are we expecting a dramatic narrative from our household appliances? ‘And then, in a shocking twist, the dishwasher… cleaned the dishes! A true masterpiece of modern engineering.’
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