So, online reviews, right? Everyone’s a food critic, a movie pundit. What’s the deal with the star system? Five stars? That’s, like, perfection. Is anything *truly* perfect? I mean, a movie, a restaurant… it’s good, maybe even *very* good. But five stars? That implies there’s no room for improvement. Are we just handing out perfection willy-nilly? And then you see someone give one star because the waiter was ‘too happy.’ Too happy! What kind of complaint is that? The service was *too* good? I tell ya, it’s a crazy world.