So, online grocery delivery, right? It’s supposed to be convenient. They pick out your produce. But who is ‘they’? Is it some teenager, headphones on, thinking about his TikTok feed while he’s supposed to be discerning the perfect avocado? I need to feel the avocado! I need to tap the melon! What if they give me the bruised apples? Then what? I’m stuck with a week of second-rate fruit, all because I wanted to save ten minutes. Is that convenience? I don’t think so.