People walking around, staring at their phones. You see them, right? They’re just meandering, their head down, completely oblivious to the world around them. It’s like they’re playing a real-life video game, but the hazards are lampposts and other people! And you know they’re going to hit something. You just *know* it! And then you have to decide: do I warn them? Do I pretend I didn’t see it? Do I brace for impact and hope they don’t take *me* down with them? It’s a daily urban ballet of near-misses and averted gazes.