You ever look at the magnets on your refrigerator? What are they even for? It’s like a...
Month: February 2026
And the airplane armrest! The great demilitarized zone of the sky. You get on the plane, you...
What *is* the deal with self-checkout? I mean, you go to the store, right? You pick out...
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Online reviews. It’s a wild west out there, isn’t it? Everything is either ‘life-changing’ or ‘the worst...
Voicemails. Who leaves them anymore? Who *listens* to them anymore? You get a call, you miss it....
You ever find yourself in an elevator? Or the gym changing room? And there’s that moment. That...
So, you go to a restaurant, right? And the portion is… gargantuan. Enough for a family of...
You ever notice the self-checkout line? It’s like, I’m doing *their* job. They’re paying *me* to work...
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