And the gym. What an ecosystem. The grunting! What is that? Are you lifting a car, or just a really heavy bicep curl? And the wiping down the machines. Some people act like it’s optional. ‘Oh, just leave a nice little glistening pool of sweat for the next guy. A gift!’ And then there’s the guy who just stands there, staring at himself in the mirror, flexing. We get it, you’re strong. Now move! It’s like a public performance space, but the audience is just other sweaty people trying to get their workout in.