What’s the deal with a three-star review? You know, the internet, it’s a place for extremes. Five stars, it’s the best thing since sliced bread, literally. One star, it’s a disaster, the bread was stale, the toaster caught fire. But three stars? What does that even *mean*? ‘It was okay.’ Okay?! I didn’t ask for ‘okay’! I want to know if it’s worth my time! Is it good? Is it bad? Just tell me! Don’t leave me hanging in this existential rating limbo. It’s like a shrug, but online.