And what’s with these self-checkout machines? They’re always so… accusatory. ‘Unexpected item in the bagging area!’ No, actually, it’s *my* item! The one I just scanned! Are you calling me a liar, machine? You think I’m trying to sneak in an extra bag of frozen peas? It’s a whole performance. We’re doing their job for them, and they still treat us like potential shoplifters. It’s like, ‘Thank you for your service, now prove you didn’t steal that banana.’
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