Notifications. Why do we need them? ‘Your phone is at 20%!’ Yeah, I can see that, it’s in my hand! ‘Someone you don’t know just liked a picture of a cat from 2017!’ Do I care? Do I *really* care? It’s like my phone is constantly screaming at me about things that aren’t important. It’s supposed to be a tool, not a demanding roommate constantly interrupting my thoughts with trivia! It’s too much, I tell ya, too much!