Voicemails. Who’s still leaving these things? Seriously. ‘Hey, it’s me, give me a call back.’ That’s it? That’s the whole message? You called, my phone didn’t ring, I saw you called. I *know* you want me to call you back! What information are you conveying? It’s like a digital ghost, a phantom message, just hanging there, waiting for me to acknowledge its existence. Just text me! ‘Call me.’ See? Two words. No listening, no transcribing, no lingering dread of a full inbox. It’s an archaeological dig just to hear someone say ‘Call me back!’
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