What is the deal with those motion-sensor hand dryers in public restrooms? You wave your hands under it, nothing. You wave ’em again, still nothing. You *beg* it, you plead, ‘Just a little air!’ Then, when you’ve finally given up and decided to just air-dry them on your jeans, it roars to life! It’s like it’s mocking you! ‘Oh, you don’t need *me* now, do ya? Fine, I’ll just sit here and blow my hot, germy air into the ether.’ And the ones that just blow cold air? What’s the point? That’s not drying, that’s just… existing with a breeze.
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