You get in an elevator, what’s the first thing that happens? You make eye contact, then immediately look away. It’s like a staring contest where everyone loses. Then someone says, ‘Going up?’ Where else would I be going in an elevator? Down to the basement to hide from the aliens? And the silence! It’s so loud! So you talk about the weather. ‘Chilly out, huh?’ Yes, it was chilly a minute ago, it’s still chilly now, nothing has changed in this metal box! Just give me my floor.
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