Voicemails. Who leaves them anymore? Seriously! You call someone, they don’t answer, so you leave a message. ‘Hey, it’s me, give me a call back.’ What’s the point? If it was urgent, I’d text. If it wasn’t urgent, I’ll text later. It’s like a little audio time capsule of information nobody will ever listen to. And then you get the ‘Your mailbox is full’ message. How is it full? It’s just a bunch of people saying ‘Call me back!’ It’s an echo chamber of ‘call me backs’! It’s a digital black hole where good intentions go to die. Just text me! If I miss your call, I’ll see it. I’ll get the notification. I’ll know you called. I don’t need a monologue confirming it!