Self-checkout. What is this, some kind of new job I’ve taken on? I’m already buying the groceries,...
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Elevators. What’s the deal with the awkward silence? You step in, someone’s already there. Do you nod?...
Voicemails. Who leaves them anymore? Seriously! You call someone, they don’t answer, so you leave a message....
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You go to the grocery store, right? To buy groceries. Not to work there! But suddenly, I’m...
You get in an elevator, what’s the first thing that happens? You make eye contact, then immediately...
So you want to watch something, right? You open up the streaming service. Ten years ago, you...
I’m in a restaurant, I open the menu. And it’s not just ‘chicken.’ Oh no. It’s ‘Pan-seared,...
Remember when you had pockets full of change? Quarters, dimes, nickels… for the parking meter, the newspaper...
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