Self-checkout. What a concept! The store is so busy, they need *me* to do *their* job. And...
Year: 2026
Small talk. Why do we do this to ourselves? ‘How was your weekend?’ What do they *really*...
The gym. It’s a fascinating place. Everyone’s in there, pushing, pulling, lifting, staring intently at their reflection....
So, you buy a toaster online, right? And suddenly, everyone’s a culinary appliance expert! ‘This toaster changed...
You go into a coffee shop these days, it’s like a silent library! Everyone’s got their laptop...
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And the gym. What an ecosystem. The grunting! What is that? Are you lifting a car, or...
You ever notice the social contract in an elevator? It’s like we all collectively agree to engage...
Gift cards. What a concept. It’s not really a gift, is it? It’s just… pre-approved spending. ‘Here,...
And what’s with these self-checkout machines? They’re always so… accusatory. ‘Unexpected item in the bagging area!’ No,...